Happy Bill of Rights Day!
by Takis Mag
Thursday marked 220 years since the Bill of Rights was
signed. As tribute, the US government fed the Bill of Rights through a paper
shredder. This week they shoved forward two bills that would neuter the
constitution. Then, almost as if they were deliberately giving the finger to
the entire nation, the White House Tweeted:
Happy Bill of Rights Day! The
US continues to stand with citizens & governments around the world who
empower free expression.
US propaganda says we invaded Afghanistan and Iraq
after 9/11 to export democracy. Thursday marked the official end of the Iraq War. Our grand mission to export democracy was successful, because as of this
week, it no longer exists here. We’ll have to move somewhere else to find it.
Like a Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robot, the feds came out with both fists swinging this week. On Wednesday the
White House told reporters that Obama had rescinded his own public promises to veto SB1867, otherwise known as the National
Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). That
bouncin’ baby bill contains a clause permitting the feds to indefinitely detain
anyone so much as suspected of having terrorist affiliations. On Thursday a
Congressional committee held a hearing on amendments that would soften H.R.
3261, AKA the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). That particular legislative confection would give the feds a
Great Firewall of China-level authority to shut down websites at whim.
“Thursday marked 220 years since the Bill of Rights
was signed. As tribute, the US government fed the Bill of Rights through a
paper shredder.”
The National Defense
Authorization Act (NDAA)
One of the main things that got Barack Obama elected—other than his shimmering, hazelnut-colored skin—was public outrage over the Bush Administration’s indefinite detention of suspected terrorists at places such as Guantanamo Bay. So after Obama’s election, when reputed “conspiracy theorists” such as the portly porcupine Alex Jones would warn that the feds planned to declare martial law and corral US citizens into internment camps, they were roundly dismissed as wackadiddly paranoid schizos—and, of course, racists who couldn’t stand seeing a black guy get all the chicks.
One of the main things that got Barack Obama elected—other than his shimmering, hazelnut-colored skin—was public outrage over the Bush Administration’s indefinite detention of suspected terrorists at places such as Guantanamo Bay. So after Obama’s election, when reputed “conspiracy theorists” such as the portly porcupine Alex Jones would warn that the feds planned to declare martial law and corral US citizens into internment camps, they were roundly dismissed as wackadiddly paranoid schizos—and, of course, racists who couldn’t stand seeing a black guy get all the chicks.
It turns out that only the cuckoo clocks knew what
time it is. Sections 1031-1032 of NDAA contain the prickly clauses about
indefinitely detaining terrorists without judicial review. This passage…
The requirement to detain a
person in military custody under this section does not extend to citizens of
the United States.
…would seem to exempt US citizens. But critics charge it is
delicately worded—unlike foreign nationals suspected of terrorism, the US is
not required to hold them indefinitely, but they are
still permitted to do so.
1031, the statement of
authority to detain, does apply to American citizens and it
designates the world as the battlefield, including the homeland.
On Wednesday the House passed the bill 283-136. On
Thursday—Bill of Rights Day—the Senate passed it 86-13. The bill now awaits
Obama’s certain signature.
Obama had originally threatened to veto the bill, but
not over the indefinite-detention clauses. In fact, bill sponsor Senator Carl
Levin (D-Mich.) says it was the White House that insisted the language be altered to include
American citizens:
The language which precluded
the application of Section 1031 to American citizens was in the bill that we
originally approved….and the administration asked us to remove (it) which says
that US citizens and lawful residents would not be subject to this section.
Under the bill, American citizens can be indefinitely
detained without proof merely on suspicion of having supported terrorist
groups. Exactly what constitutes such “support” is, as always, the government’s
guess.
The Stop Online Piracy Act
(SOPA)
Similar to the PROTECT IP Act the Senate Judiciary Committee approved in May, SOPA is ostensibly designed to protect intellectual property and discourage copyright infringements. But critics say it threatens to “break the Internet.” It conveniently allows los federales to obliterate any site that’s so much as accused of featuring copywritten material. In such cases, “infringement” can consist of merely linking to another site that, say, features a stock photo of kitty-cats that it hasn’t obtained permission to use. Merely embedding a video containing copy-protected material is a felony that could result in five years’ imprisonment. A site can feature 100,000 comments on a message board, but merely on the unproved accusation that it hosts one unauthorized photo, the entire site can be made to disappear. Perfectly legal speech can be blotted from existence because the feds have flushed due process and probable cause down the loo in its quest to legalize prior restraint. The potential for governmental abuse is enormous. After reviewing dozens of proposed amendments to the bill on Thursday, the House Judiciary Committee finally delayed its vote on Friday, meaning the bill will likely not be submitted to the House floor until early next year.
Similar to the PROTECT IP Act the Senate Judiciary Committee approved in May, SOPA is ostensibly designed to protect intellectual property and discourage copyright infringements. But critics say it threatens to “break the Internet.” It conveniently allows los federales to obliterate any site that’s so much as accused of featuring copywritten material. In such cases, “infringement” can consist of merely linking to another site that, say, features a stock photo of kitty-cats that it hasn’t obtained permission to use. Merely embedding a video containing copy-protected material is a felony that could result in five years’ imprisonment. A site can feature 100,000 comments on a message board, but merely on the unproved accusation that it hosts one unauthorized photo, the entire site can be made to disappear. Perfectly legal speech can be blotted from existence because the feds have flushed due process and probable cause down the loo in its quest to legalize prior restraint. The potential for governmental abuse is enormous. After reviewing dozens of proposed amendments to the bill on Thursday, the House Judiciary Committee finally delayed its vote on Friday, meaning the bill will likely not be submitted to the House floor until early next year.
While these cyclopean threats to basic American
freedoms were being made this week, the mainstream media was a quiet village of
sedated crickets. During Thursday’s Republican presidential debate, a gaggle of
lumpy, gassy candidates fielded questions about Israel, the countries
surrounding Israel, and the relations between Israel and the countries
surrounding it, but nothing about either NDAA or SOPA. Some have insinuated
that a deliberate blackout was in effect.
On Monday, Gallup released a poll that showed
most Americans, left or right, said they feared the government more than big
business. Despite the fact that both Democrat and Republican lawmakers seem to
love both NDAA and SOPA, social-media voices from both the left and right
howled in disapproval at the bills. On Twitter, one suddenly encountered
something unimaginable only a month ago: rightist libertarians and
leftist Occupiers united in the belief that the government has gotten WAY
the fuck out of hand. You’d see hashtags for #OWS and #TeaParty on the same
Tweet. In the twinkling of an eye, jarheads and potheads agreed on one basic
fact: The government that claims to represent them is instead their worst
enemy. Instead of left versus right, it’s suddenly the government versus
everyone. Whether it also becomes everyone versus the government remains to be
seen.
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