Obama the great disabler
By Mark Steyn
The other day, I
passed a Republican Party county office here in my home state, its window
attractively emblazoned with placards declaring "Believe in America.
Romney 2012" and "New Hampshire Believes. Romney 2012." There's
not a lot of evidence for the latter proposition, but I'm certainly willing to
believe that Romney believes that New Hampshire believes. An hour or two later,
I chanced to be passing a television set just as the station went to break. The
words "WE BELIEVE" appeared on the screen, followed by youthful hands
raised to a clear blue sky at the dawn of a new day, shafts of sunlight
gleaming through ears of corn, a puppy gamboling across a meadow, a kitten
playfully pawing, happy green t-shirted volunteers of many races unloading a
recycling carton ... and I thought, despite myself, "Well, say what you
like, but the reassuring vapidity of the Romney campaign is at least getting
more professional." At the end, in the spot where the off-screen voice is
supposed to say "I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message," it
instead said: "Introducing Purina One Beyond: a new food for your cat or
dog."
Well, what do I
know? By contrast, the Obama campaign's theme is "Forward" – which,
in the context of a second term for Mister You-Didn't-Build-That, I'd
carelessly assumed was a poignant allusion to "The Charge of the Light
Brigade":
"'Forward, the Light Brigade!Charge for the guns!' he said:Into the valley of DeathRode the six hundred."
But apparently the
focus groups are oblivious to Lord Tennyson, and "Forward" is seen as
sunny and optimistic rather than a deranged lemming-like march into the abyss.
In that sense, "Forward" is unusually honest for the Democrats, at
least compared with their recent assertions that Romney hasn't paid any taxes
in 10 years and personally gives women terminal cancer. "Forward"
means "Even more of the same": You can't say he isn't warning us.
Against this,
Romney offers "Believe in America." It's a slogan designed not to
frighten the horses and, like Purina One Beyond, appeal to both cats and dogs,
Republicans and Democrats – or at least those mercurial
"independents" on whose whims and fancies the fate of the republic
depends. If it were up to me, the campaign slogan would be "You're
screwed, losers. Steyn 2012" – or, after yielding to the consultants'
internals showing that moderates want something more sunny and upbeat, maybe
"Get real, you chumps. Steyn 2012." That's the reason I'm not
running. Well, that and the Hawaiian birth certificate.
Hmm. "There's
nothing holding the joint up. Steyn 2012": How's that poll with the focus
groups? Not exactly "Morning in America," is it? But what happens
when you blithely ignore debt for a few decades? Here's a headline from The
Wall Street Journal's "Smart Money" this very week: "More retirees
are falling behind on student debt, and Uncle Sam is coming after their
benefits." Maybe that's the slogan. "It's twilight in America: More
retirees are falling behind on student debt."
Half the country
is entirely unaware of the existential threat Obama-sized government represents,
and Mitt seems in no hurry to alert them to what's at stake, save for
occasional warnings that if we're not careful America will end up like Europe.
We should be so lucky. The more-likely scenario is something closer to the more
corrupt and decrepit fiefdoms of Latin America. Look at the underlying
assumptions of the Mitt-gives-you-cancer ad – that in America a businessman is
somehow responsible not only for his employee's health, but that of the
employee's family members years after said employee has left said employ. No
Euro-socialist would even understand the basis of the attack: In its
assumptions about the ever-more-tortuous and farther-flung burdens the state
can place upon private business, it is quintessentially American.
This election
represents the last exit ramp before the death spiral. (Yes, yes, I know: too
long for a campaign button.) Obama has spent the past four years making things
worse. More debt, more dependency, more delusion. For Act Two, he's now touting
the auto bailout as a model for ... everything! "I want to do the same
thing with manufacturing jobs, not just in the auto industry, but in every
industry." In the past three years, he has "created" 2.6 million
new jobs – a number that does not even keep up with the number of (legal)
immigrants who arrive each month. Obama does not "create" jobs, he
creates disabled people: In the same period as 2.6 million Americans signed on
with new employers, 3.1 million signed on at the Social Security Disability
Office. Obama is the first president in history to create more disabled people
than workers. He is the biggest creator of disabled people on the planet. He
has disabled more people than the Japanese tsunami. More Americans have been
disabled by Obama than have been given cancer by Mitt Romney. "Ask
yourself, 'Are you more disabled now than you were four years ago?' Obama
2012." Followed by the wheelchair logo with the Obama "O" where
the wheel should be. In the Democrats' Dependistan, the wheelchair ramp is
downhill all the way.
I support Romney,
and I'm not rattled by a bad week's polls. But I am bothered that Romney's
insipid message does not rise to the challenge this nation faces. Maybe the
milquetoast pantywaist candy-assed soft-focus "Believe in America"
shtick will prove sufficient under a relentless barrage of nakedly thuggish
attack ads designed to Barry Goldwater the guy. But John Podhoretz, editor of
Commentary, thinks not: "This is a race he should be able to win," he
wrote, "so if he loses, it won't be because Obama won it. It will be
because he lost it."
Just so. Cometh
the hour, cometh the man. The hour is late, and the man needs to get in the
game.
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