Why did the U.S. government spend 2.6
million dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly? Why
did the U.S. government spend $175,587 "to determine if cocaine makes
Japanese quail engage in sexually risky behavior"? Why did the U.S.
government spend nearly a million dollars on a new soccer field for detainees
being held at Guantanamo Bay? This week when I saw that the IRS was about
to pay out 70 million dollars in bonuses to their employees and that the U.S.
government was going to be leaving 7 billion dollars worth of military
equipment behind in Afghanistan, it caused me to reflect on all of the other
crazy ways that the government has been wasting our money in recent
years. So I decided to go back through my previous articles and put
together a list. I call it "The Waste List".
Even though our politicians insist that
there is very little that can still be cut out of the budget, the truth is that
the federal budget is absolutely drowning in pork. The following are 66
crazy ways that the U.S. government is wasting your hard-earned money...
#1 The IRS
is about to pay out 70 million
dollars in bonuses to employees even though
discretionary bonuses are supposed to be cancelled due to the sequester.
#2 According
to the Washington Post, the U.S. government is going to leave 7 billion
dollars worth of military equipment behind in
Afghanistan.
#3 It is
being projected that the trip that the Obamas will be making to Africa will
cost U.S. taxpayers $100,000,000.
#4 The NIH
plans to spend $509,840 on a
study that "will send text messages in 'gay lingo' to methamphetamine
addicts to try to persuade them to use fewer drugs and more condoms."
#5 The
National Science Foundation has given $384,949 to Yale
University to do a study on “Sexual Conflict, Social Behavior and the Evolution
of Waterfowl Genitalia”. Try not to laugh, but much of this research
involves examining and measuring the reproductive organs of male ducks.
#6 The IRS
spent $60,000 on a
film parody of “Star Trek” and a film parody of “Gilligan’s Island”.
Internal Revenue Service employees were the actors in the two parodies, so as
you can imagine the acting was really bad.
#7 The NIH
has given $1.5 million to
Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, Massachusetts to study why
“three-quarters” of lesbians in the United States are overweight and why most
gay males are not.
#8 The NIH
has also spent $2.7 million to
study why lesbians have more “vulnerability to hazardous drinking”.
#9 The
U.S. government is giving sixteen F-16s and 200 Abrams tanks to the Muslim
Brotherhood in Egypt even though the new president of Egypt, Mohammed Morsi (a
member of the Muslim Brotherhood), constantly makes statements such as the following…
“Dear brothers,
we must not forget to nurse our children and grandchildren on hatred towards
those Zionists and Jews, and all those who support them”
#10 During
2012, the salaries of Barack Obama’s three climate change advisers combined
came to a grand total of more than
$370,000.
#11 Overall,
139 different White House staffers were making at least
$100,000 during 2012, and there were 20 staffers
that made the maximum of $172,200.
#12 Amazingly,
U.S. taxpayers spend more than 1.4 billion dollars a year on the
Obamas. Meanwhile, British taxpayers only spend about 58 million dollars
on the entire royal family.
#13 During
2012, $25,000 of
federal money was spent on a promotional tour for the Alabama Watermelon Queen.
#14 The
U.S. government spent $505,000 “to
promote specialty hair and beauty products for cats and dogs” in 2012.
#15 NASA spends close to a million dollars a year developing a menu of food for a manned mission to Mars even though it is being projected that a manned mission to Mars is still decades away.
#15 NASA spends close to a million dollars a year developing a menu of food for a manned mission to Mars even though it is being projected that a manned mission to Mars is still decades away.
#16 During
2012, the federal government spent 15 million
dollars to help the Russians recruit nuclear
scientists.
#17 Over
the past 15 years, a total of approximately $5.25 million has
been spent on hair care services for the U.S. Senate.
#18 The
U.S. government spent 27 million
dollars to teach Moroccans how to design and make
pottery in 2012.
#19 At a
time when we have an epidemic of
unemployment in the United States, the U.S. Department
of Education is spending $1.3 million to
“reduce linguistic, academic, and employment barriers for skilled and low-skilled
immigrants and refugees, and to integrate them into the U.S. workforce and
professions.”
#20 The
federal government still sends about 20 million dollars a year to the
surviving family members of veterans of World War I, even though World War I
ended 94 years ago.
#21 The
U.S. government is spending approximately 3.6 million
dollars a year to support the lavish lifestyles of
former presidents such as George W. Bush and Bill Clinton.
#22 During
fiscal 2012, the National Science Foundation gave researchers at Purdue
University $350,000. They used part of that money to
help fund a study that discovered that if golfers imagine that a hole is bigger
it will help them with their putting.
#23 The
U.S. government is giving hundreds of millions of dollars to the
Palestinian Authority every single year.
#24 Federal
agencies have purchased a total of approximately 2 billion rounds of ammunition over
the past couple of years. It is claimed that all of this ammunition is
needed for “training purposes”.
#25 During
2012, the National Science Foundation spent $516,000 on the creation of a video
game called “Prom Week” which apparently simulates “all the social interactions of the event.”
#26 If you
can believe it, $10,000 of U.S.
taxpayer money was actually used to purchase talking urinal cakes up in
Michigan.
#27 When
Joe Biden and his staff took a trip to London, the hotel bill cost U.S.
taxpayers $459,388.65.
#28 Joe
Biden and his staff also stopped in Paris for one night. The hotel bill
for that one night came to $585,000.50.
#29 If you
can believe it, close to
15,000 retired federal employees are currently
collecting federal pensions for life worth at least $100,000 annually.
That list includes such names as Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Dick
Gephardt and Dick Cheney.
#31 The
National Institutes of Health recently gave $666,905 to a
group of researchers that is conducting a study on the benefits of watching
reruns on television.
#32 The
National Science Foundation has given 1.2 million
dollars to a team of “scientists” that is spending
part of that money on a study that is seeking to determine whether elderly
Americans would benefit from playing World of Warcraft or not.
#33 The
National Institutes of Health recently gave $548,731 to a
team of researchers that concluded that those that drink heavily in their
thirties also tend to feel more immature.
#34 The
National Science Foundation recently spent $30,000 on a
study to determine if “gaydar” actually exists. This is the conclusion
that the researchers reached at the end of the study….
“Gaydar
is indeed real and… its accuracy is driven by sensitivity to individual facial
features”
#35 In
2011, the National Institutes of Health spent $592,527 on a
study that sought to figure out once and for all why chimpanzees throw poop.
#36 The
National Institutes of Health has spent more than 5 million dollars on a
website called Sexpulse that is targeted at “men who use the Internet to seek
sex with men”. According to Fox News, the website “includes pornographic
images of homosexual sex as well as naked and scantily clad men” and features
“a Space Invaders-style interactive game that uses a penis-shaped blaster to
shoot down gay epithets.”
#37 The
General Services Administration spent $822,751 on a
“training conference” for 300 west coast employees at the M Resort and Casino
in Las Vegas. The following is how the
Washington Postdescribed some of the wasteful expenses that happened during this
“conference”…
Among
the “excessive, wasteful and in some cases impermissable” spending the
inspector general documented: $5,600 for three semi-private catered in-room
parties and $44 per person daily breakfasts; $75,000 for a “team-building”
exercise — the goal was to build a bicycle; $146,000 on catered food and
drinks; and $6,325 on commemorative coins in velvet boxes to reward all
participants for their work on stimulus projects. The $31,208 “networking”
reception featured a $19-per-person artisanal cheese display and $7,000 of
sushi. At the conference’s closing-night dinner, employees received “yearbooks”
with their pictures, at a cost of $8,130.
#38 Do you
remember when credit rating agency Egan Jones downgraded U.S. government debtfrom AA+ to
AA?
Well, someone in the federal government apparently did not like that at
all. According to Zero Hedge, the SEC planned to file charges against
Egan Jones for “misstatements” on a regulatory application with the SEC.
Normally, the SEC does not go after
anyone. After all, when is the last time a major banker went to prison?
No, the truth is that the SEC is usually
just a huge waste of taxpayer money. According to ABC News, one investigation found that 17 senior
SEC officials had been regularly viewing pornography while at work. While
the American people were paying their salaries, this is what senior SEC
officials were busy doing…
One
senior attorney at SEC headquarters in Washington spent up to eight hours a day
accessing Internet porn, according to the report, which has yet to be released.
When he filled all the space on his government computer with pornographic
images, he downloaded more to CDs and DVDs that accumulated in boxes in his
offices.
An
SEC accountant attempted to access porn websites 1,800 times in a two-week
period and had 600 pornographic images on her computer hard drive.
Another
SEC accountant used his SEC-issued computer to upload his own sexually explicit
videos onto porn websites he joined.
And
another SEC accountant attempted to access porn sites 16,000 times in a single
month.
#39 According
to InformationWeek, the federal government is spending “millions of
dollars” to
train Asian call center workers.
#40 If you
can believe it, the federal government has actually spent $750,000 on a
new soccer field for detainees held at Guantanamo Bay.
#41 The
U.S. Agency for International Development spent 10 million
dollars to create a version of “Sesame Street” for
Pakistani television.
#42 The
Obama administration has plans to spend between 16 and 20 million dollars to help
students from Indonesia get master’s degrees.
#43 The
National Science Foundation spent $198,000 on a
University of California-Riverside study that explored “motivations,
expectations and goal pursuit in social media.” One of the questions the study
sought an answer to was the following: “Do unhappy people spend more time on
Twitter or Facebook?”
#44 In
2011, $147,138 was
given to the American Museum of Magic in Marshall, Michigan. Their best
magic trick is making U.S. taxpayer dollars disappear.
#45 The
federal government recently spent $74,000 to help
Michigan “increase awareness about the role Michigan plays in the production of
trees and poinsettias.”
#46 In
2011, the federal government gave $550,000 toward
the making of a documentary about how rock and roll contributed to the fall of
the Soviet Union.
#47 The
National Institutes of Health has contributed $55,382 toward
a study of “hookah smoking habits” in the country of Jordan.
#48 The
federal government gave $606,000 to
researchers at Columbia University to study how heterosexuals use the Internet
to find love.
#49 A total
of $133,277 was
recently given to the International Center for the History of Electronic Games
for video game preservation. The International Center for the History of
Electronic Games says that it “collects, studies, and interprets video games,
other electronic games, and related materials and the ways in which electronic
games are changing how people play, learn, and connect with each other, including
across boundaries of culture and geography.”
#50 The
federal government has given approximately
$3 million to researchers at the University of
California at Irvine to fund their "research" into video games such
as World of Warcraft.
#51 In
2011, the National Science Foundation gave one team of researchers $149,990 to
create a video game called “RapidGuppy” for cell phones and other mobile
devices.
#52 In
2011, $936,818 was
spent developing an online soap opera entitled “Diary of a Single Mom”.
The show “chronicles the lives and challenges of three single mothers and their
families trying to get ahead despite obstacles that all single mothers face,
such as childcare, healthcare, education, and finances.”
#53 Last
year, the federal government spent $96,000 to buy
iPads for kindergarten students in Maine.
#55 In
2011, the Air Force Academy completed work on an outdoor worship area for
pagans and Wiccans. The worship area consists of “a small Stonehenge-like
circle of boulders with [a] propane fire pit” and it cost $51,474 to
build. The worship area is “for the handful of current or future cadets
whose religions fall under the broad category of ‘Earth-based’, which includes
Wiccans, druids and pagans.” At this point, that only includes 3 current
students at the Air Force Academy.
#56 The
National Institutes of Health once gave researchers $400,000 to
study why gay men in Argentina engage in risky sexual behavior when they are
drunk.
#57 The
National Institutes of Health once gave researchers $442,340 to
study the behavior of male prostitutes in Vietnam.
#58 The National
Institutes of Health once spent $800,000 in
“stimulus funds” to study the impact of a “genital-washing program” on men in
South Africa.
#59 The
National Science Foundation recently spent $200,000 on a
study that examined how voters react when politicians change their stances on
climate change.
#60 The
federal government recently spent $484,000 to help
build a Mellow Mushroom pizzeria in Arlington, Texas.
#61 At this
point, China is holding over a trillion dollars of U.S. government debt.
But that didn’t stop the United States from sending 17.8
million dollars in foreign aid to China in 2011.
#62 The
U.S. Department of Agriculture gave the largest snack food maker in the world
(PepsiCo Inc.) a total of 1.3 million dollars in corporate welfare that was
used to help build "a Greek yogurt factory in New York."
#63 The
National Science Foundation recently gave a whopping $697,177 to a
New York City-based theater company to produce a musical about climate change.
#64 The
federal government once shelled out $2.6 million to
train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly.
#65 The
U.S. Department of Agriculture once handed researchers at the University of New
Hampshire $700,000 to
study methane gas emissions from dairy cows.
#66 The
federal government has spent $175,587 "to
determine if cocaine makes Japanese quail engage in sexually risky
behavior".
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