“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
-Douglas Adams
By Mark Grant
Imagine if you will
a very large and diverse restaurant. It is not the Restaurant at the End of the
Universe of Douglas Adam’s fame but the biggest one on this world and it is
known as "Investeros." Here there is a group of people that have
been dining together for the past thirteen years.
For most of the time the food
was good, the service polite and paying the bill was never an issue. Then Don
Grekko got into trouble and then Don Paddy and also Don Portugesse. They still
went to lunch, of course, everyone being good friends but the other diners had
to pick up their bill and this was getting tiresome. There was huffing and
puffing and each of them said, in turn, that it was not their fault. There was
the usual polite finger pointing and these three gentleman ate, but what they
could order was severely curtailed because of the prices. This caused some
issues but everyone still dined and the world went on albeit not quite as
pleasantly as before.