We
might be only two years into the 2010s, but already the Irony of the Decade has
occurred.
For the past 48 hours we have
been told that Danny Boyle’s opening ceremony was a brilliant and bonkers
celebration of the diversity and disjointedness of modern Britain, a
glorification of the‘inclusiveness’ and ‘freedom’ that are the core values of our society.
Yet it seems we are not so
inclusive that we can include in the national story any criticism of Boyle’s
ceremony itself. We are not so free that we can have an MP slag off the
ceremony without the commentariat calling for him to be sacked on the basis
that he is ‘incompatible with modern Britain’. We are not so diverse that
we can tolerate amidst the glowing frontpage paeans to the ceremony just a tiny
smidgen of anti-ceremony sentiment.
The award-winning irony is
that the feverish denouncing of any criticism of the opening ceremony disproves
the message it was allegedly trying to send: that Britain is open and free and
super-chilled about everything.
Consider the opprobrium heaped
on Tory MP Aidan Burley for having the temerity to tweet that the ceremony was
‘leftie multicultural crap’.
Now, it doesn’t matter what
kind of person you think Burley is (an MP who has previously been sacked for
attending a Nazi-themed stag party? I’m going with ‘arsehole’). You should
still be concerned about the fact that he was so severely rounded on by the
political and media classes for ‘making the
ill-advised move of publishing his thoughts’, as the Independent put it. Yes, in this zanily diverse
Britain of ours, it is still ‘ill-advised’ for certain people to express their
views in public.