Has anything been happening while much of our media
have been obsessed with a foreign contest between two mediocrities for a post
that isn’t as important as it looks?
Well, how about this blood-freezing statistic? More
than 50 rapists have been let off with cautions, without ever facing a
trial.
No doubt you thought that cautions were the sort of
thing they gave to teenagers found drunk and flat on their faces in the street.
But rape? Isn’t that important?
In fact, isn’t it – thanks to political correctness –
one of the few crimes that everyone still takes seriously, even Guardian
readers? And more than 50 rapists, who have admitted the offence, have been
given cautions for it? Shouldn’t the Government have fallen?
You might expect the Tories to make a fuss about
this but – now of course you remember – the Tories are in this Government
and, in fact, dominate it.
Actually, this is only a small part of a much bigger
problem uncovered by the Magistrates’ Association, whose members had begun to
wonder why business in their courts was getting so slack. Had crime
stopped?
No, it hadn’t. Something else had happened. Criminals,
the Government and the police were co-operating in a vast project which
benefits everyone except the British public.
The police benefit because they look as if they’re
doing something, when they’re not. The criminals benefit because they get let
off so they can go and commit more crimes. And the Government benefits because
it does not have to build the hundred or so huge new prisons that would be
needed to house malefactors if we still took crime seriously.