Why are cows voting with their hooves?
It's not just millionaires and billionaires who are fleeing the economic
madness in California. Even cows are starting to depart for greener pastures.
That's right, 400 bovine refugees shuffled off to Kansas just this month, with
more expected to follow as over 100 dairy farms in California close their
doors.
It's hard to find a government program as insane as the complex web of
price supports, market orders, direct payments, diversion programs, herd
reductions, import barriers, export subsidies, and stacked-to-the-rafters
cheese warehouses that characterize Uncle Sam's efforts to "rationally
manage" the dairy market. If you really want to understand how crony
capitalism works to create market conditions only a Soviet commissar could
love, take a look at what happens when byzantine federal regulations collide
with state interventions.
Around the time of the
New Deal, guaranteeing the milk supply joined life, liberty, and the pursuit of
happiness as one of the cardinal responsibilities of government. While this may
be ascribed to a desire by politicians to always have enough babies to kiss,
some suspect that buying the votes of dairy farmers had something to do with
it.
And so, while presidents
come and go and Congress regularly passes reform bills to correct distortions
caused by prior reforms, dairy programs enjoy the closest thing to perpetual
life that a lobbyist could hope for. The main task of these programs is to make
sure that market forces will never be allowed to balance supply and demand.
To ensure the public
good, the federal government and some states set a minimum legal price on milk.
Selling milk for less can actually land you in jail. While this doesn't sound
like such a good deal for consumers or innovative producers, it's great for
well-connected dairy farmers and the politicians they support.
Artificially high prices
impose a tax on anybody who drinks milk or eats cheese and other dairy
products. Estimates put the cost to consumers as high as $5 billion a year. But
since this tax is hidden, legislators get to enjoy the gratitude of dairy
farmers without having to face the wrath of consumers, who remain in the dark
about how much they are individually paying.