The Simulacrum of Self-Government
By Mark Steyn
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 — just another day in a constitutional republic
of limited government by citizen representatives:
First thing in the morning, Gregory Roseman, Deputy Director of
Acquisitions (whatever that means), became the second IRS official to take the
Fifth Amendment, after he was questioned about awarding the largest contract in
IRS history, totaling some half a billion dollars, to his close friend Braulio
Castillo, who qualified under a federal “set aside” program favoring
disadvantaged groups — in this case, disabled veterans. For the purposes of
federal contracting, Mr. Castillo is a “disabled veteran” because he twisted
his ankle during a football game at the U.S. Military Academy prep school 27
years ago. How he overcame this crippling disability to win a
half-billion-dollar IRS contract is the heartwarming stuff of an inspiring
Lifetime TV movie.
Later
in the day, Senator John Hoeven, Republican of North Dakota and alleged author
of the Corker-Hoeven amendment to the immigration bill, went on Hugh Hewitt’s
radio show and, in a remarkable interview, revealed to the world that he had
absolutely no idea what was in the legislation he “wrote.” Rachel Jeantel, the
endearingly disastrous star witness at the George Zimmerman trial, excused her
inability to comprehend the letter she’d supposedly written to Trayvon Martin’s
parents on the grounds that “I don’t read cursive.” Senator Hoeven doesn’t read
legislative. For example, Section 5(b)(1):
Not later than 180 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary shall establish a strategy, to be known as the ‘Southern Border Fencing Strategy’ . . .
On the other hand, Section 5(b)(5):
Notwithstanding paragraph (1), nothing in this subsection shall require the Secretary to install fencing . . .
Asked to reconcile these two paragraphs, Senator Hoeven explained that,
“when I read through that with my lawyer,” the guy said relax, don’t worry
about it. (I paraphrase, but barely.) So Senator Hoeven and 67 other senators
went ahead the following day and approved the usual bazillion-page
we-have-to-pass-it-to-find-out-what’s-in-it omnibus bill, cooked up in the backrooms,
released late on a Friday afternoon and passed in nothing flat after Harry Reid
decreed there’s no need for further debate — not that anything recognizable to
any genuine legislature as “debate” ever occurs in “the world’s greatest
deliberative body.”
Say what you like about George III, but the Tea Act was about tea. The
so-called comprehensive immigration reform is so comprehensive it includes
special deals for Nevada casinos and the recategorization of the Alaskan
fish-processing industry as a “cultural exchange” program, because the more
leaping salmon we have the harder it is for Mexicans to get across the Bering
Strait. While we’re bringing millions of Undocumented-Americans “out of the
shadows,” why don’t we try bringing Washington’s decadent and diseased
law-making out of the shadows?





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