America is in danger of being the first great power to be laughed off the world stage
by mark steyn
For generations, eminent New York Times wordsmiths have swooned over foreign strongmen, from Walter Duranty’s Pulitzer-winning paeans to the Stalinist utopia to Thomas L. Friedman’s more recent effusions to the “enlightened” Chinese Politburo. So it was inevitable that the cash-strapped Times would eventually figure it might as well eliminate the middle man and hire the enlightened strongman direct. Hence Vladimir Putin’s impressive debut on the op-ed page this week.
by mark steyn
For generations, eminent New York Times wordsmiths have swooned over foreign strongmen, from Walter Duranty’s Pulitzer-winning paeans to the Stalinist utopia to Thomas L. Friedman’s more recent effusions to the “enlightened” Chinese Politburo. So it was inevitable that the cash-strapped Times would eventually figure it might as well eliminate the middle man and hire the enlightened strongman direct. Hence Vladimir Putin’s impressive debut on the op-ed page this week.
It pains me to
have to say that the versatile Vlad makes a much better columnist than I’d be a
KGB torturer. His “plea for caution” was an exquisitely masterful parody of
liberal bromides far better than most of the Times’ in-house
writers can produce these days. He talked up the U.N. and international law,
was alarmed by U.S. military intervention, and worried that America was no
longer seen as “a model of democracy” but instead as erratic cowboys “cobbling
coalitions together under the slogan ‘you’re either with us or against us.’” He
warned against chest-thumping about “American exceptionalism,” pointing out
that, just like America’s grade-school classrooms, in the international
community everyone is exceptional in his own way.
All this the
average Times reader would find entirely unexceptional.
Indeed, it’s the sort of thing a young Senator Obama would have been writing
himself a mere five years ago. Putin even appropriated the 2008 Obama’s core
platitude: “We must work together to keep this hope alive.” In the biographical
tag at the end, the Times editors informed us: “Vladimir V.
Putin is the president of Russia.” But by this stage, one would not have been
surprised to see: “Vladimir V. Putin is the author of the new memoir The
Audacity of Vlad, which he will be launching at a campaign breakfast in
Ames, Iowa, this weekend.”