Troubled Spirits and Weak Flesh
Celebrities
do not interest me, in part because I often do not know who they are. Not
having had a television for forty years, and having survived quite happily
without one, people apparently world famous are to me completely unknown,
either by sight or sound; while those figures whom I consider important are
often comparatively obscure and unknown to millions. I count myself lucky:
there is evidence that those who interest themselves in the lives and doings of
celebrities are unhappier than those who do not, though in which direction the
causative relationship, if any, lies I cannot be certain.
However in
the modern world, unless you are a complete hermit, celebrities, or rather news
about celebrities, will come to you regardless of your wishes or interest. And
even I, who have neither radio nor television, could not altogether avoid some
knowledge of the current trial in England of two Italian sisters, former
servants of Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson, who are accused of having
defrauded the couple of $1 million by the unauthorized use of the couple’s
credit cards.
Mr
Saatchi was an advertising magnate, now art collector and dealer, and his wife
is a famous television cook and author of best-selling cookery books. Evidently
they lived in a world in which $1 million can go missing without anyone really
noticing.
The
defense case of the two accused is that Nigella Lawson knew and approved of
their use of the credit cards, on condition that they did not tell her husband
of her use of cocaine, which they claim was heavy and persistent. She spent
several hours in the witness box being examined by the lawyer for prosecution
and cross-examined by the lawyers for the defense.
One of the
latter asked her whether she has ‘a drug problem,’ to which she replied that
she had ‘a life problem.’ The lawyer asked her whether that is what she wanted
to say under oath, to which she replied that it was.
I am glad
that she stuck to her guns, for to have admitted that she had ‘a drug problem’
would have been to imply that the problem was with the drug rather than with
the person taking it (or them). And this would have been to get everything
exactly the wrong way round. It is not the drug that takes the person but the
person that takes the drug. Therefore Nigella Lawson was being absolutely
honest when she said she had a life and not a drug problem.