Greens can't stand Earth's inhabitants
Environmentalist
Andrew Simms, author of the posh grocers’ bible, Tescopoly, has a bit of a
problem. And it is not just the nauseating, name-dropping self-obsession so
evident in his new book, Cancel
the Apocalypse: The New Path to Prosperity. (Of his changing perception of
aeroplanes after 9/11, he writes: ‘Contrails behind disappearing jet engines
meant something different also after a conversation I had with the author
Philip Pullman, but I’ll come to that later.’ The tease.) No, Simms’ other
problem is one that he shares with many other current environmentalists: an
apocalypticism in want of an apocalypse, an environmentalist End of Days in
want of a devastated, I-told-you-so terminus.
It’s getting
ridiculous now. For the best part of a decade, prominent environmental types
have been blithely telling us the end is nigh if we don’t change our producing
and consuming ways. But have we listened to the terrifying
drenched-then-scorched rhetoric? Have we met carbon-emissions targets? Have we
stopped using aeroplanes, once handily likened by the Guardian’s leading
environmental columnist to ‘child abuse’? Have we started to shun those Meccas
of pre-packaged convenience, supermarkets, in favour of growing our own? Have
we hell. And yet despite our unrepentant behaviour, despite our unwillingness
to change our producing and consuming ways, we are still waiting for Gaia’s
punishment, still awaiting the end which ought to be nigh.
You wouldn’t
have thought it was possible given the kinds of headlines and commentaries that
appeared routinely throughout the mid-Noughties. ‘“Almost too late” to stop a
global catastrophe’, warned one UK broadsheet in 2006. An editorial in the Philadelphia Daily Inquirerstruck
a similar dread note. ‘Now, the warning about the end of the world may yet
become a grim and horrible reality, if not in our generation, then in our
children’s or grandchildren’s generation.’ This, remember, was the era of
‘tipping points’, when climate change looked set to become ‘irreversible’ and
‘runaway’ unless WE ACT. NOW. Simms himself even started up a campaign in
August 2008 with a rather specific deadline: ‘100 months to save the world.’
But 56
months down the line, things have changed somewhat. The apocalypticism, the
catastrophism, so marked in recent environmentalist discourse, is losing what
little real purchase it had. Doomsday increasingly looks like it has been
postponed.
Even the
scientific white noise is no longer providing a suitable soundtrack for the
environmentalist disaster movie. For example, the UK’s official weather
forecasters, the Met Office, released a forecast in December suggesting that
global temperatures have not risen for over a decade and are unlikely to rise
significantly in the period up to 2017. NASA’s James Hansen, the Godfather of
contemporary greens, noted recently that the ‘five-year-mean global temperature
has been flat for the last decade, which we interpret as a combination of
natural variability and a slowdown in the growth rate of net climate forcing’.
Which is bad news for the Panglooms out there.


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